Will Jesus Buy Me a Double-Wide? (‘Cause I Need More Room for My Plasma TV)
by Karen Spears Zacharias (Zondervan, 2010), hb, 233pp
$16.99 retail; $11.55 @ Amazon (http://amzn.to/bOWT4d)
quotes
“… what kinds of misconceptions exist about the homeless. … People who are homeless are not spiritual. … are ll addicts or mentally ill or it’s their own fault. … live on the streets … are criminals … are single … are self-absorbed ‘losers’ and loners.” (pp.24-25)
“Greed is not a respecter of persons. It threatens all of us …” (pp.26-27)
“… the thesis that God’s good pleasure for us amounts to us being rich … is golden-calf theology personified.” (p.37)
“… there are so many people out there for whom money is everything … They worry that they’ve lost 60 percent of their stocks. Yet, they still have more money than they could spend to live very comfortably.” (p.48)
“We couch our specialness in patriotic remarks that border on nationalism: America is a nation blessed by God. God has poured out his favor on America. We are a Christian nation. Our President is a Christian man. The very way we frame our drummed-up gratitude makes it clear to the rest of the world that God loves America best. How else can we explain all the ways in which he has indulged us?” (p.55)
“A 2006 TIME magazine poll revealed a whopping 61 percent of those surveyed said that they believed God wants them to be prosperous, and 31 percent said if you give money to God, God will bless you with more money. In essence, we espouse a Voodoo Christianity – a belief that we can manipulate God.” (p.56)
“… Mayor remembers without any hesitation that day he gave his last sermon. ‘I was standing up there at that podium. I don’t know what I was saying, but whatever it was, when I looked out over the people, they were crying. Men and women alike. Crying.’ Mayor leaned forward, elbows on his knees. He looked up from beneath the shade of thicket brows. ‘That scared me. Seeing how much power I had over those people. … I could see how easy it would be to manipulate a crowd like that.’ Mayor says. He walked out the doors of that church and never went back.” (pp.62-63)
“There’s a little bit of larceny in all of us. … Everybody wants to make another dollar.” (p.72)
“… Christianity isn’t about searching for a way to get your palms greased. It’s about looking for the opportunity to be the hands and feet of Christ.” (p.74)
“Jesus did not promise us material wealth … He promised us a life of sacrifice.” (p.78)
“In tough economic times, you’ll find that there are a couple of growth industries. One is the lottery and the other is prosperity preachers.” (p.96, quoting Warren Smith of Wall Watchers; www.ministrywatch.com)
“The thing that compels millions of hopefuls to take out the ballpoint pen and send in $58 of seed money to [Mike] Murdock on the promise that God will repay them tenfold is the very same thing that compelled thousands to place their trust in Wall Street investor Bernie Madoff. That thing is greed.” (pp.99-100)
“The homeless could teach churches and cities a thing or to about how to build community. When you live on the streets, you learn to look out for each other. When everything you own fits into three bags, you need to be able to trust somebody to watch over your property. The homeless know how to be good neighbors. … the homeless understand community in a way that many of us don’t because they have to.” (pp.140,141)
“Poverty is, more than anything, lack of choice.” (p.141)
“We don’t feed the homeless so that we can preach the gospel to them. We feed them because that is the gospel.” (p.143)
We think in America that the good job, the promotion, the house, the new car, that God gave them to us because he loves us. We are in his good graces, a chosen people, a ‘Christian nation,’ and he proves that by ‘blessing us.’ That works fine as long as everything goes great. But when the crap hits the fan, when we lose the job, when the husband runs off with the secretary, when we get cancer, or our kid is killed in a car wreck, now what? Our easy God is gone and we are screwed like a rabbit in the springtime.” (p.144)
“Go love somebody who can’t love you back. Love somebody who can’t do anything for you. Get off your butt and love somebody who can’t benefit you in any way. Somebody who is never going to repay you. They are never going to invite you over to eat at their house. That’s the gospel. Not God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life which includes a Mercedes Benz, a corner office, and a secretary with fake boobs.” (p.144)
“It’s almost anti-Christian and un-American to be contented anymore.” (pp.148-149)
“Whether it’s taught by Bible-thumping preachers or by New Age gurus with Aussie accents, the Gospel of Entitlement is, at its core, a Ponzi scheme on steroids.” (p.152)
“Instead of recognizing God as our Creator and responding to him as such, we keep fashioning him into whatever role we need him to be playing at the moment.” (p.201)
“… it’s not about how much money you have, but about the kind of person you choose to be.” (p.207)
“Somewhere along the line we’ve grown confused. We’re started mistaking Christianity for capitalism.” (p.210)
“The idea that God’s will must involve following one’s dreams contradicts Scripture and disrespects the millions of impoverished Christians around the world who labor every day to provide for their families.” (pp.210-211)
“… the problem with having the poor among us it that they are a positive proof that the American way doesn’t work for everyone. … We want to believe that the formula works for everyone: our obedience + God’s favor = unlimited wealth. But it’s a flawed formula. … It’s not God who is creating the problem. It’s us. We’re trying to fashion our relationship with God into a sum-ending equation in which we always come out ahead.” (p.211)
“If there is a secret to living your best life now, it’s this: Stop imaging all the ways in which the universe can serve you and start figuring out how you can serve others. … Peace, not prosperity, is what you ought to be pursuing.” (pp.213,214)
review
Fact: No small number of your fellow church members buy into the claims of the prosperity gospel. You might not be aware of it or might not want to believe, but trust me, it’s true. That’s right, a certain percentage of your brothers and sisters during any given month tune in via television to the likes of “preachers” such as Paul Crouch, Creflo Dollar, Kenneth Hagin, Benny Hinn, Mike Murdock, Joel Osteen, Paula White, and more – and lap it up.
But here’s the rub: how do you confront the gospel of entitlement in such a way that your warnings against such won’t be quickly deflected by the very folks you’re trying to warn? How can you get your friends to think twice about buying into the health-and-wealth gospel? How can you get a hearing?
There are many different tacks to take, but one of the best means I know to challenge misguided thinking is to simply give a person a dose of good, healthy thought in the form of an easy-to-read, page-turning book. The trick is to find just the right book. For the average Joe or Suzie in the pew, it can’t be an academic discussion (else the reading of it will never be started) and it must come in bite-size pieces (or else it will never be finished). It must be filled with the experiences of everyday life (if you expect people today to find it engaging and persuasive) and it must be composed of solid reasoning (if you expect the arguments to be compelling).
There are a number of good works available on the market that aim to do battle with the prosperity gospel. However, the majority of such works, at least those with which I’m familiar, simply won’t ever have a chance of being read by the rank-and-file of church members simply because of the way in which they’re written. What has been desperately needed for some time is a good book you can give to almost anyone and and say “I think you’d find this to be a very interesting read. If you’ll read it, I’d love to talk about it with you sometime.” All the better if the author was a woman, because most of your congregation who will actually read a book are probably women.
Well, you need look no further for the tool is now available. Purchase a copy of Will Jesus Buy Me a Double-Wide? and read it for yourself. Having read it, pray about to whom you should pass it along to once you’re finished with it. Then do just that; pass it along. Or for that matter, the ten pages of discussion questions also make this book suitable for supplementary reading and discussion work in a small group or class context (pp.215-224).
I give this book an 8.8.